Dream is available online through FolkTrax
(in the USA).
Struth! Someone actually came to this page. We had a bet
with our lawyer that no-one would bother - but here you are. We'll never
hear the end of this, now. Our lawyer will be smirking for days. Talking
Our lawyer provided us with the information on this page in the usual
mumbo jumbo that lawyers love. Quite frankly, we couldn't understand a
word of it, so we made him rewrite it over and over again until it was so
clear even we knew what he was trying to say. Mind you, he wasn't too
happy about it. He got so upset we decided to nick-name him 'The
Incredible Sulk', but eventually we got what we wanted - a plain
Since you are here, why not spend a few moments reading it. It could
prevent you from hearing from Brutus (our lawyer). He's rich, fat, and
knows lots of long unintelligible words.
Let's Keep It Simple
This site has be created so that people like you can use it to
learn more about the Australian singer-songwriter, Jim Lesses.
Feel free to look around as
much as you like. You can even download content from the site, but only
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browse the site if you have any problem with that, because once you start,
there's no turning back - you are bound by the terms and conditions.
Come to think of it... it's
already too late, so you might as well stay and read our Rules for
Let's make this easy - everything on the site is copyrighted unless
you read something telling you it's not. That means you can't use the
content except how we say you can on this page (see
Rule #9), or anywhere else on the site without our written
While we have tried to include accurate stuff on the site, we can't
promise you it is accurate. In fact, we're not going to promise
you anything except dozens of song lyrics, information and tips about
songwriting, a bunch of sound files, and some other stuff. We assume no
liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on the site. If you
use the material on the site, you do so at your own risk.
For example: if you try
applying some of Jim's songwriting tips to your own songwriting, and the
songs turn out trite and clichéd - it's not Jim's fault! On the other
hand, if you do use Jim's tips and write a world wide Top Ten hit, Jim
will be more than happy to take all the credit for it!
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Sorry about that, Chief! Now you know we weren't kidding when we said our
lawyer knows lots of long unintelligible words. If you are still not sure
of what all that meant, here it is in a nut shell - we're not responsible
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Neither you or anyone else can use it unless we give you permission on
this page (see Rule #9), or somewhere else
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smart; keep the stuff you download to yourself.
You'll probably notice we've
linked our site to lots of others. That's exactly what the Internet was
designed for. However, it doesn't mean we've looked at all those sites,
much less checked them out on a regular basis to see what's going on. So
don't blame us if one of the sites you visit is dull and boring, or has
content on it that offends you or your pet goanna. Go ahead and visit the
sites we link to, but remember, you do so at your own risk.
We are allowed to change
this page and anything else on the site any time we want to. That's
because it's ours and we have the access codes to do it. If we do change
the page, then you're bound by those changes, too, whenever you visit our
Whew! If this all sounds kind of mean and pedantic, you should see what
our lawyer gave us in the first place. We had to remind the big lug that
human torture and sacrifice was outlawed in Australia. Boy, did he look
Oh, we almost forgot. There is one final very important rule.
#9: What you CAN do on our site
- You can order
Jim's debut CD, Sometimes I Wake Up Naked.
- You can listen to all the sound files as often as you wish.
- Since MP3 files download to your hard drive, you can use them for your own
non-commercial, personal use for as long as you like.
- You can even burn them to a CD-R for your own non-commercial,
personal use and future reference.
- You can copy the lyrics for your own non-commercial, personal use,
so you can learn or sing along with the songs, (just like Karaoke).
- Did we mention you can order
Jim's debut CD?
- You can apply the songwriting tips and ideas to your own songwriting
(some of them might even work).
- Umm... wasn't there one more thing I had to mention? Wait... It's on the
tip of my tongue...
Go straight to CD Baby and order the CD...
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